Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Don't take this too seriously.

As Favub began his social media journey he was excited. A new frontier to express myself and connect with others. I began posting, following, and generating content all with the goal of gaining attention. Favub always hoped he would get noticed by someone with fame,so Favub could also have fame. Through this, Favub made some discoveries about the nature of online communication. For example, People take themselves quite seriously on the web. In addition to that, sarcasm is damn near impossible in text.

Through my time I have been posting I have said a multitude of things ranging from preposterous to borderline believable. Although I have encountered vey little issue regarding my content, Favub believes it would be easier if there were a punctuation mark indicative of sarcasm.

Since there is a mark for other intonations (question?, loud!), why is there not a sarcasm mark? For example, If Favub were to tweet: "Boy I sure love Donald Drumpf!" followers could take is both literally AND sarcastically. Without a denotation of sarcasm, the message is lost, and the intended emotion is skewed.

Favub actually did encounter an issue when I tweeted something similar to fellow comic. I quoted his tweet and linked him to a screenshot of my tweet. He thought that Favub was being defensive of my content, but really I was just stating that we had the same idea. In the end, If anyone had been "stealing content" it would have been Favub, having tweeted the tweet 1 our after the other person.

Long story short, Favub was taken back by the nature of the gentlemen's response. He thought I was laying claim to his content, When in reality Favub was just attempting to make a friend

Sarcasm marks 'ought to be common place! Perhaps "$"

Whatever... I hope you all die!($)  :-)

-Favub


Friday, November 11, 2016

Favubs Reccomendations : Laughing

     You may be confused as to what Favub means, but Favub plays no word games. Something that I recommend highly is laughing

There is tons of shit out there worthy of a laugh, chuckle, chortle, or at east a scoff, so why not find them! Maybe you laugh at people falling down the stairs, or the sound mayonnaise being spread tickles you pink, anything is fair game

But Favub! What if nothing makes me laugh? What do I do?

If nothing makes you laugh... damn. Although that is unfortunate, Favub has a super secret top secret secret to share and make un-secret with you!

Laughing doesn't always have to start naturally, sometimes you JUST GOTTA FRICKING GO FOR IT!

So here are 3 different ways to laugh, that will make you laugh.

1. The Hardy Father

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This is one of my go to chuckles to get the party started. Set me up next to the Red Bull and french onion dip, and play some Rick Astley and you've got the perfect recipe for a nice wholesome laugh!

2. The GooGoo GaGa

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This laugh is real crowd pleaser! Traditionally based off of the giggles of infant children, the "GaGa" cuts deeply through all sound. Ever need to get the guts busted of everyone in the room? This is the one for you!

3. The "haaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

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Last but not least is the non-traditional likes of The "haaAAA.." Although initially worrisome, and potentially worthy of an: "what is wrong with that guy!?" I can promise you practicing this laughing technique will warrant at least a scoff. Simply an initial "HA" then hold on to the "-A" whilst keeping in mind the often melodic rhythm of laughing. Resist the urge to "HAHA" for that is improper "haaAAA." technique. Try it at school, at work, during a meeting, in a public restroom, or even in line at Chipotle.

Good Times, and Happy Laughing!



Thursday, November 3, 2016

It Me

     The name's Wulson, Favub Wulson, and I pretty much just want to be friends. Please do not be offended by the diarheal creative flow that I possess, however just give me some charmin wipes or something. I am 20 years young, and can current;y say I hold the record for most beans and piping hot cups o' joe consumed in one hour. My ultimate goal is to make y'all laugh and express myself.

     I always wanted to have an outlet to say and do and talk about whatever I please, and this grand place called the internet has given me that medium. I'm a cerified noodle head and love to talk. If you would like to join on this journey of self expression and self deprecation, stop in anytime. I use vegan cosmetics, but I also eat eggs every single day.

Life is a tough nut to bust, but once you do, its lit